
Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.
I got stuck
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Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued
And I really can’t with him
oh my god
What even
They tried to make me go to rehab
I said no, no, no
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- Dad: you cant go wrong with a brie, take Allison Brie for instance
- FG: I honestly prefer Bree Olson
- and my dad looked at me
- and I looked at my dad
- and my dad looked at me
- Dad: we're just gonna pretend you didn't say that so we don't have to have an awkward father son talk
“My place is here with my people. Not in Rivendell.”
(via grumpybilbo)
bertiebotts-theymeaneveryflavour:
what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot
“where did my van gogh”
the correct pronunciation of “gogh” is “goff”, you uncultured swine
fuck gogh you idiot
(via cousinborris)




